January 13th, 2010 - Bad Forum
Postings of the Day.
As part of a sporadic new feature on
the site, I'm going to start posting ridiculous forum discussions from various
sites. These many posts stretch from Pepe LePew porn to whether or not Cloris
Leachmen should appear in FHM. I read saidposts for my own amusement; as
sometimes, I'm disturbed by these as well! I mean, really? I know you people are
nerds, but Jesus. Supposedly, these are male and female posters, but I find
myself somewhat skeptical at this contention.
For example: IMDb Forum, Megan Fox.
Subject: She's Bald! Date: Jan. 6th, 2010.
by rob_time 6 days ago (Wed Jan 6 2010
19:47:42)
Is it true she's shaved her hair off
for some alien film?!
by KazKazui 5 days ago (Thu Jan 7 2010
02:32:56)
no she did not shave her head. where
do you people come up with this stuff?? *shakes head*
Ella Simms is the sh!t
by Kevinlclayjr 2 days ago (Sun Jan 10
2010 21:49:33)
Darrellkaiser1985,
You are a jerk man talking about my
woman Megan Denise Fox and then disrespecting my homegirl Tub64128 talking about
she'll never get into Megan Fox's pants. Are, you that sick that you would
assume that Tub is a male when in fact she's a female. You're a sick individual
Darrellkaiser1985 I know that you will be single for a long time you don't
respect females.
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November 1st, 2009 - All Hallows Day
or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Halloween II
So, it's the day after Halloween,
which is meaningless: Halloween always lasts a week after the main holliday for
me. Me and my wife are sitting here watching the old Halloween II, and I have to
admit, it's ten times better than the original 1978 classic. This film, along
with its unrelated successor, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, catch way too
much shit. It definitely packs a whallop, is more action packed, and gorier than
the original film. The funny thing is, the original film was the film that set
the standard for slasher films, but it was the Friday the 13th films that took
the sub-genre and re-engineered it, much like foreign automobiles; this
obviously influenced this film, considering the draggy nature of the original.
The body count is higher, and it has a ret-conned twist in the last twenty-five
minutes of the film. That said, this far surpasses the original.
Four Stars
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October 11, 2009 - Back in Action and
now for the reviews
I'm back online with the new format.
If the links are broken, bare with me. I'm setting this up for my new web
Series, which a little help from my friends (quite Lennon), should be kick ass.
It will be reminiscent of the good old days of late night horror programs. Until
then, the site is under re-construction.
Original programming, from original
people!
